her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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