What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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