: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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