I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
