Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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