I'm going to jail i love you
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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