Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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