think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
where does the pee come out of this thing
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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