I showed him my bush... on skype.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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