sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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