Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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