Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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