you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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