The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
