just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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