hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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