O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
