Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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