I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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