"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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