tell your sister to shave her snatch
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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