if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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