yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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