You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I came so hard my ears popped.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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