On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I have aggressive nipples.