I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom