I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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