covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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