Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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