doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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