he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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