Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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