rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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