I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
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woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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