It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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