giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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