Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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