That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
