You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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