is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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