Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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