and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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