Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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