I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize