covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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