i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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