Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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