i would punch a child for taco bell
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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