normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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