The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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