This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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