we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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