I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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