Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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