can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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